Tylerdurdon

joined 3 years ago
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Oh no, infighting! We really hate to see that! Please, no more!

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

...should have sent a poet

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Trailer? I don't even know 'er!

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

That's what the Everclear is for. It's going in his gullet regardless, may as well make the experience somewhat palatable.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Do you put all of the ingredients into the condom for her pleasure?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, ketchup, pepper, mix it and it's good to go

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

See, the whole joke was that Mark was the sex offender. It was a bit of a sideways jab and can be missed.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Uh oh, Mark's about to lose his glasses.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

In memorial, I will get all my brown Legos together for the biggest...

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Lol, they really think the orange one's greed has bounds? They're stupider than I thought, and it was already pretty far down there.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

He still beefing with Eminem? That was funny. Triumph too.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you"

 

One of my children is heavily autistic and nonverbal at 6. He had constipation issues before which made him fearful of going #2. He trained himself to just never have a bowel movement, so he soils his diapers all day (his bowls are full and it's the natural progression out). It concerns me because he's continuously backed up and that's not good for his long term health.

Doctors have been little help. The gastro put him in the hospital with a drip to essentially clear him out completely but a week after we were back in the same boat. Our pediatrician has us giving him laxatives daily, and even though we do, this doesn't change the situation. The ABA school he goes to takes him to the bathroom very routinely but this also seems to be ineffective. I've tried putting him on the toilet after meals (he's cooperative to sit there), but he seems to still hold back.

Is there some place we can go to for help?

 

Our solar system mostly revolves around the sun on the same axis (apart from Pluto). Our galaxy does the same (along with other galaxies). Why? Gravity is linear?

Would it matter if we tried to escape the sun's gravity by going "up?"

 

I've seen many tests (we're talking the average retail 4-drop kits) come up with varying degrees of positivity as a person goes through a bout with COVID.

Once they test positive, it's usually coming up with that T indicator long before the C shows to.

However, I've noticed that even that length of time for the T to show can vary. Sometimes it starts faded and fills in but sometimes the line can go full color as soon as the liquid hits it. Other times it may take a while and come up after the C (once closer to getting over it).

My thought here is the virus particles per million in a person's mucus are fluctuating during the course of their sickness and the more virus particles, the faster that bar is going to pop on the COVID test.

So then, is it stupid to think the faster the T shows up, the more infectious a person is with their coughing/sneezing?

 

Those bricks take time.

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