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[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

All y'all raisin haters are just plain wrong. Oatmeal Raisin Supremacy

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 8 hours ago

Yo lemme get a grape, but can you fuck up the texture and make it look like mouse shit for me?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 hours ago

It's got the sweet, it's got the chew. What's not to love

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 8 points 18 hours ago

When I bite into a chocolate chip cookie thinking it's raisin

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Boomer meme 2/5

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Oatmeal raisin is the best cookie.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 14 hours ago

I used to think Chocolate Chip was the best, but I have learned that the VERY best is Oatmeal Chocolate Chip.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

When you bite into a raisin cookie and it's dead flies.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 hours ago

When you bite into a fly cookie and it's mouse turds

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oatmeal Raisin > Chocolate Chip

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep, the best of both worlds. Only surpassed by oatmeal scotchies (oatmeal cookies with butterscotch morsels)

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Maybe if they were like chocolate covered raisins. I like chocolate, but it's no raisins

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup, reverse the meme and this is accurate

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

For some reason my brain flipped your username too, so I guess now you’re Suomynonmemaga, or a Finnish non-meme MAGA.

Do with this information whatever you want.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan -1 points 1 day ago

Exactly, this would be a win

[–] Emi@ani.social 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Meeting expectations is delicious

[–] cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, except when they're in cookies.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 8 hours ago

And also not really

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 hours ago

My tastes are different therefore you're wrong