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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 99 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My wife does spins whenever she's wearing a dress that will float out. I probably would too if I fit in such a dress.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I feel like dresses are probably the most forgiving piece of clothing fit-wise.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

As a fat, dress wearing guy: yes.

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

The swoosh 😍

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 92 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It's fun to watch my kid attempt a cartwheel, he turns about 1 radian and then folds onto the floor. He'll get it right one of these days, but I think I like this part better

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] skadi@jlai.lu 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

True that I see less people doing this, but there are some that keep it alive, my sister still randomly cartwheels everywhere she goes, she even learnt how to do it while holding her beer, and without spilling it !

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeah, disbelieve. We're gonna need to see a gif or something of your sister doing this.

EDIT: This is how to properly internet. Take notes younglings. This is how you summon content 😉

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

18 years ago

Prehistoric YouTube is the best.

[–] skadi@jlai.lu 9 points 1 day ago

Yup that's pretty much this ! With a tad more momentum so she's able to remove the hand on the ground mid wheel

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

Ok, that I’d like to see.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is the most arresting thing I've heard all day.

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[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd do a cartwheel if I had the body of an 8 year old, I can't even do the dishes without backpain now

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I turn my seat heaters on for back pain

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would you need the back pain?

Makes me feel alive.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Im not a women but im gonna hit a cartwheel on my way to work tomorrow for the tweet poster. Hopefully I can still do it and don't fall into the mud.

:update: I did but it was a shit cartwheel. I'm way heavier than last time I did one.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 day ago

Hopefully I can still do it

Honestly, I used to do a lot of cart wheels as a boy, because fun. Now my shoulders and back say 'uh, sir, you're like 200 lbs, gtfo'

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

I know a few people that still do and I treasure them

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

In my country a woman suspected of murder did a cartwheel while waiting to be interrogated and the police basically took that as an admission of guilt

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 day ago

Whimsy detected!! Deviant thoughtpatterns likely!! Danger!! Danger!! Crush it quickly!

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure cops regardless of country will take any out of the norm behavior as an admission of guilt. They just be like that

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I recently used this as an example of how mass surveillance escalates suspicion. If you drive home from work the same way for months and then change your route, that can be grounds for suspicion and investigation. Nevermind, you just charted a better path home.

And as law enforcement works in the US, post PATRIOT act, if you can be investigated under general suspicion, rather than for a specific crime. And you will be charged for any crimes discovered. And if you are in sight of the police (e.g. in an ALPR database) then every possible set of behaviors and conditions are suspicious.

[–] TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

In both times you've brought it up then, you are correct

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe the victim was murdered by a cartwheel.

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I saw a girl under 10 do cartwheels today. First time in a while.

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

Be the change you want to see in the world. Transition, then do a cartwheel in a skirt.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago

Back when boys were boys and girls were dizzy

Read this, quite literally did a cartwheel in an act of whimsy and solidarity against the encroaching darkness before responding.

(It was actually kind of fun and my back only hurts a tiny bit. One handed cartwheels used to be the preferred move, but fuck no).

[–] frittoBee@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I work at a primary school and I see random cartwheels almost every day.

[–] strop@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I work at a cart factory

[–] frog@feddit.uk 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I work at a Home Depot. I also see cartwheels all the time.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I certainly wouldn't put it past home depot to hire elementary school kids!

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I had a co-worker in her early 30s, who was a former gymnast, and also coached gymnastics. She'd not only occasionally knock out a few cartwheels in the hallway, but she could also still do aerials.

Aerial example: https://youtu.be/BUj32xhdJ4s

[–] strop@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Aerials in the sky

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

that reminds me. when I was a kid I tried to do a cartwheel repeatedly until I fell in a really painful way and then after that I'd just watch others do cartwheels enviously

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I still cartwheel. One trick pony in that way, I can only do the cartwheel. When kids are doing them I will casually throw one and it always amuses them. I'm near 60.

They don't take much strength, it's inertia that carries you over. Hand, hand, foot, foot.

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