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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 24 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

the AI bubble has popped

So, there's one positive thing, at least.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

New bubble is gambling on bumfights.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

That's Kalshi's slogan, right?

No wait, that's "gambling on fixed bumfights". My bad.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 90 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure it will be much much stupider.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know how it could get stupider than that, but I know you're right

[–] Johnnyvibrant@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 hours ago

Hold onto your hat, things are gonna get real fucking stupid

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I keep thinking that the next Katrina or Andrew or Helene scale hurricane is going to just make whatever part of the US it hits uninhabitable. Its going to be bad enough that nobody rebuilds in that area, and we have our first refugees.

Something slightly off-topic that happened at work last week, an air conditoning unit stopped working. It was easily fixed but it broke down exactly like what was mentioned in Neal Stephenson's book "Termination Shock". Ants crawled into the contactor and kept it from closing all the way. We could really end up with Relay Refugees.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

There is currently a tropical storm out in the Atlantic Ocean that has been named Dolly how ironic would it be if it makes landfall in Florida and totally wipes it out.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Cant wait to hear the chief ramble about how america has the best refugees

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Best refugees, like you've never seen before, with their shiny cars and heads down in their phones

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

And Donald Trump's approval rating will hit a brutal new low of just 75%.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 hours ago

Waiting for the big beautiful obituary

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 37 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You left out there part where everyone has been enslaved by Musk, Bezos, and Zuckerberg to collect and deliver water to each of their strategic reserves. All "payment" for labor is made via rations of raw water.

[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 12 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

where everyone

Everyone in america*

Oi, fixed it for ya mate

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

It's 2027, and the world has been renamed America.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago

I hope you're right. I would love for their power to enslave to be geographically confined.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Lol. Lmao even. These idiots aren't going to stay in the US. The line has to go up, that means they need more bodies.

[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well, I haven't said that their shitty policies doesn't affect other countries. In fact, they are very much do, since global economy heavily relies on dollar. But if they try to go literally enslaving other countries? That would be a death sentence.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Think so? Do you think the money-obsessed in your country won't jump at the chance to play along?

[–] Johnnyvibrant@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 hours ago

Thats now, init?

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

MAGA will somehow blame Barack HUSSEIN Obama for all of this.

Obama and Biden conspired together for years to raise beef and gas prices.

I'm sure you can find a ton of leftists who will parrot that too.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Oh, and don't forget. It didn't snow anywhere this year, and the coastal cities are beginning to flood. Not that it's something you have to worry about since you live inland, but it would sure be nice if it wasn't 127°F outside or if it'd just rain a little for the first time since maybe February.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Nothing new under the America

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And Mango Mussolini is still fucking alive.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 4 hours ago

Even if he dies he'll still be "alive".

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 hours ago

Mistery Burger! Now with a free horseshoe in every 7th package.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

It’s so cute how they aren’t 300lbs

[–] frog@feddit.uk 14 points 7 hours ago

Well $300 cheeseburgers and diarhhea would do that to you.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

At least you can self identify as the bad guy.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago

ThAnKs bUdDy