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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What’s installed on the right?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

body mods we can all get behind

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wanna watch Saturday morning cartoons on my TITivision?

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 2 points 21 hours ago
[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Propriatery blobs got a whole new meaning now Dx

[–] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

It's probably playing Bad Apple

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Ah, came here to ask this. Thank you for your service.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Came here to say this.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It's all about gate keeping bro.

[–] Xerxis@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 days ago

I don't trust that response. It would be ridiculous for Rockstar to shut out such a large portion of their player base.

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dammit will GTA run on anything?

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[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago

Literally unplayable

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

As long as it's turing complete, it can in theory run it?

A proper turing machine has an infinite amount of accessible storage. A "turing complete" computer today generally operates with a finite amount of accessible storage, and we mean that it is able to compute operations that use less than that finite amount of accessible storage - not that an infinite number of resources are available.

As best I understand it, the Antikythera mechanism has only a few stored values, and makes only addition and subtraction computations from them to give various outputs. In that sense, it's accessible storage is about 3 floating point numbers, and it is not turing complete within that storage domain, because it cannot divide, take square roots, and do other things possible in that size.

It would almost certainly get stuck when Steam tries to precompute the Vulkan shaders.

[–] human@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's because it got wet. Try putting it in rice.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago
[–] Elechicken@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

I see a new Skyrim edition dropping!

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It actually probably can run Doom.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was about to say, it has states, it can be computed upon

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

siiigh doom?

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

GTA 5 was, why can't GTA 6? 😡

[–] bashibazouk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It will run, the frame rate will just be a bit low as you have to manually plot each frame from the output, say a frame every hour or two...

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

God fucking RAM price..