I knew a guy who's wife let him use Stair 2 on his birthday each year. He always seemed very safe.
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Damn I'm so dead if there was a fire and I needed to find the excape. Too bad I never learned where the clitoris is
Most guys have trouble finding the north staircase, I hear.
there is no north staircase
Actual New Ireland children hospital costing €2 billion and counting…
Men will still never find it, even if you point it out to them with a map /joking
A man clearly made this diagram because he's still confused and included a North clit and a South clit just in case.
No need to call her, you're already inside
It's a map!
The extinguisher is stored in the urethra.
You wish to be here.
You Are Here
I can't find it
Why men die in fires
The stairs are located much lower than expected…
The last time I was looking through an exit shaped like that I didn’t use the stairs, either.
You must have one hell of a good memory.
There was an elevator...and you used it?
Some men would die because they would get lost
And even with the map he still couldn't find it
In case of fire use stairs, do not; use elevator
Stair 1 goes all the way to the top.
Huh? I only see Stair 2. Odd. Why would they number it that way. I am sure I am not the only one.
We have to take back shapes and battle their tyranny over society.
I will take the stair 2 thank you.
Hey, it's Tar Valon!
This reminds me of my ex.
Cesarian kids didn't get this map.
Most men: Wild that they only have a Stair 2 Roof Access. I wonder what happened to Stair 1?
You are her