I thought that the sugar industry worked really hard to ensure they didn't have to show a daily % amount on the right across from the grams listing. I have never seen a % there before. Crazy.

Wait why are you not drinking red bull zero

The slogan, "RedBull gives you Wings" needs an asterisk. It only applies to those who are grated into heaven after they die of diabeetus

Luckily for me caffeine gives me a seizure.

That means I can drink two!

"Nah im not tired or insomniac i just love consuming 3 cans of bull piss every single day it tastes just good"

You probably shouldn't look at the sugar in the sweet tea from McDonald's then....

As someone who grew up avoiding sugar and having to look at the back of everything this would have been relatively low in sugar compared to other products sold in that same store in my area. In the South of the US you would have a hard time finding something lower than sprite and or tea(~35g)without alternative synthetic sweeteners like aspertain and sucralose or just water and those options used to be sparce. A lot of times a convenience store would only have diet coke, unsweet tea, or water unless I was okay with 30+ grams of sugar. I'm not saying that it's okay to have that much sugar, but it definitely seems far out of the way from some of the much lower hanging fruit. For example even Gatorade and Powerade have more sugar per package unit and those were available via vending machines IN the school. Also, pretty much every fast-food drink station makes you choose between water, unsweetened tea, or something with almost 50g of sugar when in a can.

The fastest way to give lab rats diabetes is to feed them vegetable oil.

There are few drinks that I can't stand the smell of but Redbull just smells fucking disgusting.

*Beetus Juice

I mean, diabetes also gives you wings?