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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Speaking as a therapist, with a developed sense of empathy, and humor so dark the American police would shoot it, I think it's possible to sustain both through awareness and choice

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 27 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] NathanDerWeise@feddit.org 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Do you make these yourself? Are they quotes from something?

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I don't make any of the SpongeBob Adventures, I just find them and try to post one a day! I think these quotes are just from random people on the Internet.

[–] Bloodshot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Thx for finding them! They've certainly been entertaining

[–] Zensate@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago
[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 hours ago

I love those wisdom pieces. Thank you

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

All humor is dark humor. Name a joke that doesn’t revolve around someone’s pain?

We laugh and cry for the same reasons. To cope with pain.

Edit: my question isn’t rhetorical I’m asking if anyone knows a joke that isn’t about pain. I’ve asked it a lot before and never heard one.

There’s a reason the best comedians are depressed.

“My mother never breast fed me, she always said she considered more of a friend” the late great Rodney dangerfield. His jokes are funny because no one loves him and he’s left as a husk emotionally. We laugh at that. One of the best comedians of all time and he’s funny because his life sucks.

[–] UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

absurd humor maybe. sometimes puns and that kind of stuff.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

How do we as a society react to a pun? With hatred and anger lol. There’s the pain. People who enjoy telling puns also enjoy that reaction to them.

The pain is how cringey the joke is.

Absurd humor is my favorite! But alas the joke is how shocked you feel by the absurdity. You were not expecting what was said.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Knock knock jokes. Puns. Fart noises. Picture of a pee pee.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Knock knock jokes: the pain is you have been made to look foolish. You did not expect such an obvious trick. “Boo who” why are you crying it’s just a joke.

Puns: how do people react to puns? With anger. People tell puns to get that reaction from people. The pain is how cringy the joke is.

Fart noises and penises. Embarrassment at a social taboo. Something private is now public and shame is the pain of the joke. Or if some purposely the pain is the vulgarity of the joke teller and the feeling of disgust it causes .