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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 88 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 days ago

All this user posts is Reddit material.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Ty for your service 🫡

[–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 100 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

just Cherenkov's radiation, nothing to see here

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 8 points 5 days ago

Only 3.6 Roentgen. Not great, but not terrible.

[–] zoltanshields@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

No graphite on the roof.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 38 points 6 days ago

Dude tells his doctor "I can't sleep, I tried everything"

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Seriously, where is it even coming from? The monitor?

[–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 41 points 6 days ago

I think that’s the only way Gearbox & 2k Games can keep Borderlands fans engaged nowadays.

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

A very dirty phone camera lens

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 days ago

I think the iPhone does that sometimes with intense led light, like at concerts etc

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 47 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Listen its not for everyone... But sucking or licking off your partner while they game or work? Some people like doing that and a few others are blessed enough to have meet someone like that.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

And God bless every one of them that enjoys the act.

[–] guy@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago

Well, as the other of two healers on 10-man General Vezax, can't really say I felt glad for my friends 'blessing'. Tell them to wait god damnit

[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Something about the scale seems so off. Is she a dwarf? Is that a standing desk? I can't quite pick it out.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For sure a standing desk, the desk legs look like extended standing desk columns

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

OP in the original reddit post mentioned she was 5ft

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pulling a Swordfish on your next video call

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago
[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

She could fit in a carry on roller bag so you only have to buy one plane ticket

[–] 6_electrons@piefed.social 27 points 6 days ago

damn she tiny

[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It’s a strong ass (adjustable?) table

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

An assman table, one might say.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Looks like a convertible sitting/standing. My guess is the Jarvis by Fully (now Herman Miller). They don’t look to sell the L shape anymore, but I believe they used to. Weight capacity is 350lbs, and it’s designed to actively lift and hold all of that. A small human should be no problem.

[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

I have no clue about anything you wrote but I appreciate your input

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 1 points 5 days ago

Its definitely not an UpLift Desk, but if anyone is interested, they're pretty customizable and if you get one of the larger sizes you can have it come with an under desk hammock like this. When we were refreshing our offices I pushed pretty hard to get these and got denied after they put off getting office furniture for so long.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I too have a set of weights, adjacent to the desk, and no fucking idea what exercises to do so I occasionally just do bicep curls. If you have a specific routine do share.

Edit: Thanks for the useful resources! ❤️

[–] lasta@piefed.world 8 points 6 days ago

MuscleWiki is a helpful resource for exercises where you can filter for dumbbells and the body part you want to work.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago

dumbbell lunges https://www.verywellfit.com/how-to-do-dumbbell-lunges-3498297

dumbbell tricep extensions https://training.fit/exercise/dumbbell-tricep-extension/

throw in some planking and pushups

ideally get a bench some day

[–] pbjelly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

I think OP’s just reposting cause the original is on Reddit and the actual OP of this image has been replying in the comments there (redlib link).

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Nice license plate

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What a fuckin letdown bl4 was

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I'm actually enjoying it now most of the performance stuff is ironed out. Took quite a while on bl3 as well but that was pretty good in the end as well. The key is to view Borderlands 2 as something extraordinary, they are never going to hit that level again.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

I'm surprised so many people kept playing after BL2 honestly. I love the vibe and there was a lot of fun but the gameplay had all the same let down than in the first... I always felt like the fun kept getting interrupted with stupid shit like stopping to pick up loot.

For me, Doom Eternal was what the gameplay should have leaned towards. Just keep shooting and keep going, never slowing down.

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

Ignoring the train wreck that performance was, it was "fine"

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] evidences@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

He probably got his plates switched with a proctologist at the DMV.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Or so he claims. Can't really tell from that angle.

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Do you do a set of curls every time claptrap gives you a mission?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago

Is the camera so she can watch you when she's out of the room