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[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 94 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago

And the gap is in a different color hex code

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Suez-max ass thigh gap

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[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If Dr. Robotnik did everything but leg day.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

The peak male form.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude has never seen a hill in his life.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He’s seen lots, just all downhill.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're so keyed to spot ai that we've forgotten how to recognize obvious photoshops.

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey. I don't think you're allowed to just go around saying "gimps and kritas" in 2026. Try to be better.

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

KDE paints and Gahnome paints

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 39 points 1 week ago

Sad. Back in the day, everybody could tell by the pixels that it was 'shopped.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's gotta be photoshopped. I've got skinny legs but this is ridiculous.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even if he didn't do leg day, just by working out being fit they should be bigger than that lol.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Mate, just the walking involved doing a desk job working from home they should be bigger than that.

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[–] Tango@piefed.ca 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 22 points 1 week ago

ALWAYS SKIP LEG DAY

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] plsnerf7@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck you Reilly yo mama so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Fuck you Jonesy, last night I got your mom so wet Trudeau had to deploy the national guard to stack sandbags around my bed

[–] Anchorxiety@reddthat.com 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's not just fake, it's old school fake. You can clearly see the photoshop along his legs.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I zoomed in for those who can't see it:

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 11 points 1 week ago

The good old days.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

This is biergarten ready. The shirt is optional.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude looks like an anime character.

[–] Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Despicable me ass-havin-legs

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

How is motherfucker gonna hide his freeze-ray without his jacket? Ain't gonna go in his pants.

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[–] Artemis201@mstdn.social 17 points 1 week ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver that man needs to occasionally do leg day when he goes to the gym.
Always funny to see how many big buff guys with chicken legs there are

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago

I have long skinny legs and even mine look like tree trunks compared to this dude

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

WTF is leg day?

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of my buddies calls this a 'cake pop' build

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

my mom calls it a SpongeBob body

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

He took "skinny jeans" a little too literally. It would work if his top half was not big.

[–] Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Built like they put women's restroom symbol upsidedown.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are his knees even real? How can they support such a buff upper body? I am afraid that they will break at every moment. Or maybe the skinny jeans are supporting them.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pretty sure it is photoshopped it to look like the cartoon characters with the massive upper body and tiny legs.

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[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

I refuse to believe this is a real human.

[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

No one’s calves should be smaller than their upper arms

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

How I feel with my chicken legs wearing shorts.

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