this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2026
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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 77 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Kid in therapy 20 years later. “I feel like she’s always watching, with those dead, shark eyes”

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 40 points 6 days ago

This is why humans evolved that "uncanny valley" sense - to realise when your mother is pulling a fast one over you.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Like a doll's eyes.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 68 points 6 days ago (1 children)

She’s gonna grow up and be a serial killer

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 46 points 6 days ago

Grow up and have panic attacks when people blink and their eyes disappear.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 27 points 6 days ago

30 years later explaining your mannequin fetish to the therapist:

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 days ago

That kid is going to mess up somebody’s psychology study in the future.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's a joke and I get it, but that period can be so taxing that moms fall asleep and then roll into their child, suffocating them. It's devastating. Yes, baby will want to be held but you can train them over time. Don't give up.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Unless they have colic, in which case just try to get everyone through that 9 months alive

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That kid’s uncanny valley reflex in overdrive.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Don't sleep with babies in the bed. Fyi

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's why i usually sleep with my kid on the hard cold floor

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Don't do that either.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What if they are already dead?

That's just a midnight snack.

And then her eyes open and the baby starts screaming.

[–] WereHacker@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago

It is clear she has her skill from painting miniatures

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

simpsons did it first

[–] incompetent@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm out of the loop. Who is she and what's the context?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 days ago

Random person who painted eyes on her eyes lids, so she could sleep

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Poor lady, she shouldn't have to do that.