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Better have kneepads cleverly sewn in to this thing so your knees aren't ruined three houses into trick or treating

'mommy, why... What are those three ladies supposed to be?...'

NSFW, I guess, because I wouldn't want to this if it came up while I was sharing my screen...

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd volunteer to be buried in her ass.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

SatansMouthfulOfGirlFart

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I love you for posting this. It’s one of my favorite things ever. Also great: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3fHl9bxVT58

[–] Fredselfish@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Yet we get the one pic and no link to see the rest.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

My dumb ass came to the comments to see more pics, lol.

I love people's innovative costumes, this is instantly recognizable, hilarious, and much better than an off-the-shelf "sexy hand sanitizer" or whatever.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

...and that was the last time I was invited to the church Halloween party...

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vanilla paste!!! Vanilla paste!!!

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Cuttlefish and asparagus, coming right up!

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Hey do you want another drink?"

me looking up from my hands and knees while covered in dog shit from the front yard

"I'm all good thanks"

[–] tzrlk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Looks like she's already wearing some, though I reckon the costume could do with some tape/glue to position the blow up dolls limbs better.