For anyone that doesn't know:
She was killed two times and resurrected the same day thus blowing Jesus out of the water when it comes to miracles.
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She wasn't even really that close to death. They accidentally gave her subcutaneous injections instead of intravenous. They couldn't even kill her arm.
Edit: i mean her heart never stopped.
This is because doctors agree to do no harm. Thus, no qualified physician would be involved. Thus one of the many issues with capital punishment.
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It's not that I don't believe some humans deserve death...
...it's that I know it's beyond the perception myself or any other human to decide which ones.
She wasn't killed twice. She was incompetently squirted in twice. Stop with the fake news, Mr. Trump.
I think you should find a different verb there.
I made my choice.
I admire a person with conviction.
Gross
I'm currently being screamed at for daring to have empathy for this woman. What even is my life?
its hard for people to not understand you can have multiple feelings towards people at a single time.
empathy for what their going through now does not mean you support what they did 40+ years ago
If Jesus came back now the US would keep on killing him until he stayed dead.
Incorrect. If Jesus came back today he would be largely ignored. He would most likely end up either homeless or committed to a mental institution. If anyone did realize he was the real Jesus returned to the world there would most likely be a third world war, not between different nations but between different multinational corporations all trying to decide who gets exclusive rights to his name and intellectual property. Nuclear bombs would be dropped to figure out who would own the rights to The Bible with explicit permission to alter, amend, or remove entirely any passages they want. In that case Jesus himself would most likely be kept hidden away in some corporate bunker for fear that he might give another sermon FOR FREE before it can be locked down under an official publishing contract.
Jesus said that when He returns He'll have a Holy Army at His back and they will murder everybody.
The lake of blood will be miles wide and "as deep as a horse's bridle".
He won't come back as a hippy. (according to Him)
according to ~~Him~~ the drunk and high monks who ghostwrote his way too long and rambling manifesto
Fixed it for you.
don't make me come over there!
Honestly this is my take as a gnostic towards the Zionist Christians (like my parents). You mean you're really gonna kick off the Apocalypse and drag Jesus down here like a toddler demanding attention from daddy? Like they've told me what's going on in the middle east is just part of Jesus coming back. Even if we genuinely assume all of this is 100% true when interpreted 100% literally how in the actual fuck do you think Jesus is gonna be happy to have to be dragged down to save us TWICE.
US hate brown people and immigrants, of which Jesus was both. You're not wrong.
Also a poor socialist who likes wine
Or he's been coming back in about the same area, which the United States of Israel keeps bombing children in
US history is an empire of "never again."
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Not just killed, executed
was wondering how long it would take someone to pull that comparison from their ass
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Well this just isn't fair, like comparing Babe Ruth home runs records to the modern game, he did it all half drunk on wine, dehydrated from smoking herbs in the desert, and without the benefits of HGH.
Slow. Hand. Clap 👏
Great post.
Hey guys, I found Rasputin!
Next they'll allow the meat grinder or a shredder as execution method
Honestly both of those are more humane than lethal injection. The cocktail we use is absolutely horrific. Basically you are conscious the whole time and your lungs slowly fill with fluid while you drown.
It'd be more humane to slam a fuckton of morphine and fentanyl. If that's not an option I'll take the meat grinder
Shredder is busy with the turtles I think.
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