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Crosspost from Mastodon @davidrevoy

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 109 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

meme

No need to render 100s MB of JS, just to see a two-panel meme.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 1 hour ago

It would be better if lemmy/piefed supported treating mastodon posts as cross-postable, and better still if it auto-detected a link to a fediverse post and at least suggested a cross-post instead of a link post. Comments could turn into repiles, further cross-posts (or even the original) could show up as boosts or quote-toots, upvotes into stars.

In particular, I want the 100s of MB of JS so that I can send David a star; I have the firefox extension that automatically finds the post from my home instance if I want to interact with it, since I'm on a personal computer and already singed-in to my home instance, the bookmarking action is almost transparent, tho it does cause a full-page load.

[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

i think this runs the same problem of how search engines adopting AI summaries are starving their sources of traffic

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Pls explain so I also don't make same mistake. How is an avif upload more efficient than a pasted link?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The image preview was cropped on Voyager. And maybe it's my connection but i could watch the website building itself. Well, for 2 seconds at least – after the first 5 seconds of nothingness.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Link loads large data. Image loads small data.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 9 points 8 hours ago

Why use many data when few data do trick?

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is super backwards to me, isn't a link just a string of characters whereas an image is like tons of strings basically?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Yes, but you have to click the link and load a webpage, and a webpage (usually) has way more data than an image

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 117 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Awesome :D

For anyone confused about the guard's facial expression, it's because this is the original: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/014.html

[–] lime@feddit.nu 19 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

which is just a comic version of this abk bit from 2021: https://youtu.be/WiIqBB2QJB0

[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

What's that say?

[–] nimisnimi@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago

I can't read

[–] Ertain@feddit.online 13 points 14 hours ago

Got to love Dave and his satire.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago

No, the Pfhor!

[–] 42yeah@eviltoast.org 2 points 13 hours ago

The global cybersecurity is compromised everytime someone swings their golf club. “Fore!!”