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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/73794250

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Did ancient Greeks wear pants? Maybe he ripped them off a barbarian? Euripides actually mentions pants and mocks them.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

From what I understand, the Eu is pronounced like Ef.

I used to work with a guy named Eutychios. He went by George.

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

He just gave up.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I read it again and again and I dont get it...

[–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

With an accent it would be: u rip dis? (Did you rip this?) then the reply would be: u mend dis? (Do you mend this?)

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You rip these?

Yeah, you mend these?

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks I really didnt knew how to pronounce this stroks of letters inside my head 😅

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

In ancient Greek, the ending -es is pronounced eez, eg Heracles is hair-ah-cleez. So, ironically, it comes out like they have Italian accents. "You rip-a deez?" and "you men'-a deez?"

[–] jode@pawb.social 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Some Car Talk staff members over here.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

When I'm making examples for forms, I use their staff credit names. Marge Innovera gets used pretty frequently.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

I heard Woody Allen do this in the 60's. Nice revival of a good line.

[–] Slartifartblast@piefed.social 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

The Young Ones did this one way better.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

Frasier being one of the others.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Slartifartblast@piefed.social 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

https://youtu.be/SJeMgcuDFlM?list=PLoTVL5Vn2bsOhXUeYnfw9imk3_8a1Hanp&t=374

Watch the whole sequence (from 06:15 to 07:30). Ignore the insanely inaccurate subtitles.

I love this show!

2 seconds of funny text vs 1 minute of loud high pitched hard to understand talking over a canned laugh track. Agree to disagree :)

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

Eumenides nuts!