Now roll it.
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Nat 20 let's go.
IT'S A SIX SIDED DIE
And one of those sides is a 20.
For perception or wisdom check against the recipe.
onion explodes
Might do this at home just to watch the wife's brain reboot looking at it. I'm just not sure what to use for the black markings that will stick to the onion. Maybe chocolate chips?
Pepper
Oh yeah, whole black pepper kernels might do the trick. Maybe some left over rice for adhesion.
Hammer them in with a table knife handle
Also a good idea. 👍
No, cloves come with a nail for easy attachment.
Cloves?
This also sounds good. I don't know if you get the same hardness to press a clove into the onion, in practice.
A dicey situation
As opposed to necessarily excessive? 😉