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[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 47 points 18 hours ago

This is the most blatant proof for me that reddit is completely subsumed by bots and corporate interests. It used to be routinely overrun by random stuff like this.

Large groups of people on the internet get weird for no reason. It's a marker of health for a community, like monitoring salamander populations in a stream.

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You wanna be part of the in-group? You gotta wear the silly hat and do the dance! Why? Because we all do it ofcourse! Shows youre part of the in-group! :D

Human sociality is fun an arbitrary and yet with filled with meaning and purpose

To the milk powder, and the beans, and all the other dumb little in jokes!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I am the Queen of France
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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This is the first time it happened where I think I saw the original post before it became a thing, and then I stepped away for a while and when I came back I see... this...

I didn't even know it had become a thing so I had to back out to my all feed, and lo and behold, it became a thing.

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Dare I ask what the original post was?

Or, you know... SAUCE?!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago

Milk sauce!

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 14 points 13 hours ago

Coming your way!

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[–] Domitian@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Cant find the post, but it was about a dude who added powdered milk to his milk so he could have more concentrated milk

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

It's in c/comics

[–] arotrios@kbin.earth 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SGG@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if I mix the powered milk with the liquid from a can of beans?

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

*powered milk

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 55 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Between this, the beans, the beef stroganoff, the beans, and the beans again, I'm beginning to think lemmy just likes food

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

No shitting for 3 days was an OG too...

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I couldn't survive 3 days without it...

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

The Poo must flow!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

...wait, really? You should eat some beans.

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

People liking food? Lemmy is full of weirdos.

[–] lenocolomo@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Especially soapy t'ts! Yummy.

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[–] bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com 6 points 22 hours ago

And breasts, apparently.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I saw someone get upset about beef jerky.

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 16 hours ago

Me too, fellow lemming...

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I thought we were doing soapy tiddies

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I thought we were doing 4?

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

That's a lot of tiddies. And soap.

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We can do 2 things at once. For example, 2 soapy tiddies.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Or 1 milky tiddie! Maybe even, and may god forgive me if even thinking the thought...

One milky and one soapy tiddie?????

[–] OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago

The answer is obvious.

Goat Milk Soap.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Why not titties covered in powdered milk? 🤷‍♂️

[–] Xyre@lemmus.org 8 points 21 hours ago

More milk per milk!

[–] fractal618@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Keep it secret, keep it unrefridgerated

[–] digdig@piefed.social 6 points 21 hours ago

In a cupboard above the coffee secret?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mix it with dehydrated water.

[–] digdig@piefed.social 6 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Been mixing for 10 mins now, any tips? 😉

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Add some beans.

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[–] SirW00talot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Ohhh we just doing milk with extra milk I get it now

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] igmelonh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is the first I'm hearing about it, so now I'm doubly confused lol.

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