B...b.BAKA! [Sound of skull crushing]
Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
Rules
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😇 Be Nice!
- Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
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🏘️ Community Standards
- Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
- Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
- Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
- Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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🧬 Keep it Real
- Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
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📽️ Credit Where Credit is Due
- Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
- Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
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📋 Post Formatting
- Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
- Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
- When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
✅ Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
❌ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
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📬 Post Frequency/SPAM
- Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 🖐) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 🖐) will be removed.
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🏴☠️ Internationalization (i18n)
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
Sí, por favor [Spanish/Español]
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
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🍿 Moderation
- We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
- When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists
The following artists are banned from the community.
- Jago
- Stonetoss
- GPrime85
It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.
Web Accessibility
Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.
When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:
Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)
Web of Links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
Other Comic Communities of Interest
- !bloomcounty@sopuli.xyz
- !calvinandhobbes@lemmy.world
- !cyanideandhappiness@discuss.online
- !exo@discuss.online
- !foxtrot@slrpnk.net
- !garfield@lemmy.world
- !moomin@sopuli.xyz
- !oglaf@discuss.online (NSFW)
- !outland@slrpnk.net
- !pbf@discuss.online
- !peanuts@discuss.online
- !smbc@discuss.online
- !theboondocks@slrpnk.net
- !thefarside@sh.itjust.works
- !xkcd@lemmy.world
- !NoseEars@lemy.lol
Why would being gluten intolerant protect him from the knuckle sandwich? It would actually make it worse for him.
He’d have to forever live with the consequences of feeding him gluten and… I’m not actually sure. Is it like lactose intolerance where you just shit yourself or get real bad gas, or is it like shellfish allergies where it makes you puffy or can close up your airways?
Someone I knew had their hair fall out.
I think it usually just gives you an upset stomach.
He's a gentle bully, he only wants to punch him, not make him shit his pants. I guess
But the guy doesn't even tell him. He acts like being gluten intolerant provides passive protection.
Bonus panel /s
Spoiler

Note this is from QC comics and is not part of the original comic.
I didn't realize Zach wrote toxic yaoi
Just needs "baka!" at the end.
That’s really cute without the bonus panel! Like in a weird abusive aggressive sort of way.
We all got that part.
Sorry, the bonus thing was a joke, which is why I dropped it in a comment. It’s a panel taken from QC Comics
who downvotes vegan porn?
You try eating lettuce wrapped sandwiches and burgers and come back and tell me it’s not trigger inducing.
~I speak from experience.~
Have you tried rice flour or cauliflower buns? I have found them often more delicious than the meat it replaces
Yes. I currently get Schär for buns, and Canyon Bakehouse for regular bread. I’ve been told restaurants get Udis buns for their GF, and they’re amazing. But, they’re not the same as what’s in grocery stores for us lowly consumers. I’m open to other suggestions if you have any.
Please, for fuck's sake, be more popular...
Please be more popular.
People who hate salads? Maybe lettuce killed their parents
John Astin is the only surviving member of the Addams Family TV show...was attack of the Killer Tomatoes significant?
Lettuce pray for them
...the rump press secretaries or the victims of voting for change and getting flurries of the same?..
According to the yaoi plots my wife describes to me, this seems like a not-implausible start to their relationship.
That got complicated real quick.