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[–] onion@feddit.de 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] chahk@beehaw.org 76 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Best I can do is your chest with boobs

[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 4 points 8 months ago

it's worth it

[–] aard@kyu.de 6 points 8 months ago
[–] exocrinous@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Some dude named Autumn's dick

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago

It's Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo's elven sword.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 54 points 8 months ago

What a time to be alive.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 35 points 8 months ago

Seems like they've "over hired" in marketing.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 23 points 8 months ago

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can't find you...

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Why does Google charge more to enterprise users and why do they bother to pay for that?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Enterprises usually need/want additional features, customizations or guarantees, like for example:

  • integration of a Single Sign-On system
  • on-premise hosting
  • Service-Level Agreement for the availability of the service
[–] exu@feditown.com 7 points 8 months ago

A good place to leave this:

https://sso.tax/

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Businesses pay for software with support

[–] termus@beehaw.org 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck does Google know about support? They've never supported anything.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 11 points 8 months ago

Not the stuff us plebs use for free, businesses tend to have support contracts

[–] erwan@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Enterprise can afford more than individuals and all businesses always find a way to make enterprise customers pay more.

For example when you buy a plane ticket, it's much cheaper if you have a weekend between your onward and outward trip. Because business travelers will travel during the week.