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Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens says he doesn't believe in space (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 8 months ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 8 months ago

There is no such thing as space all the planets are just bunched up together you can walk to Mars. It's all the conspiracy by big NASA.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Some people just shouldn't be part of society.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

He surely won't mind if we shoot him into the outer part of "that in which he doesn't believe" then.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I volunteer him for the Mars colony.

[–] naknaS@feddit.nu 3 points 8 months ago

Don't look up!

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How did he pass any of his science courses?

[–] Phoonzang@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"This is some big shot of the football team. He's not a C student. Grade again."

Source: TA'd at a prestigious west coast Uni with a good football team.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I understand that angle. I just don't agree with it being helpful to their future.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Maybe he lied and pretended to believe that space exists in order to pass?

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Oh no, he figured out the sky is just a crusty jpeg!

Deploy the Illuminati agents.

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Remember to reach for the stars because the stars don't have arms to reach for you!

[–] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago

Hope he becomes pro and makes a bunch of money. Otherwise, this dude is in trouble.

[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

This is not even the craziest thing someone said on my front page.

[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

I don't know anything about American football, or baseball and I guess DB doesn't mean database.

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