AdaleiM

lemme look at your car it's making a squealing noise and I can fix it gimme gimme, don't make me go back to retail

I would wear that so fast

Jolly rancher is a bit too sweet for me. Haven't tried the replacement for Skittles or the Hawaiian punch yet.

yeah where's my C4 pink starburst?

RL=real life. they're saying the guy is like if Mac was a real dude.

I didn't even think about that, lol.

I think it's a joke about how they have poor coverage...

Google search says super glue label, the kind with powder and liquid.

nooo I thought this was going somewhere cuuuuuute

It's happened to me and I just drive a small car. They're doing it to any vehicle that's not a fuckoff huge truck I guess