Oh, I’m sorry that you don’t actually enjoy her company. Maybe reevaluate what you want in life.
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Unless she is holding a Sharpie, in which case you probably have a dick on your chest (in my experience)
That's a lot of words and blame shifting to admit you're emotionally stunted.
May I suggest that misogynists fuck each other and leave women alone?
As a gay I'm all for that.
If the fascists just gave in and fucked each other it would solve a lot of problems.
Fascists only get off when they are fucking someone over maliciously.
So the best defence is wearing a gimp suit saying "oh yeah fuck me over, big boy"
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Flip the script, play with her tiddies and then ask her if she ever thinks about how all the stars in the universe will burn out one day and then the universe will go on existing for far longer than the entire time that the universe had light. Then motorboat her tiddies while she thinks.
are you my husband? JFC 😂
girl bad
When you nut in her and she has the nerve to be askin questions am i right.
Watcha thinkin’ bout?
It seems pretty clearly like a "what not to do at a stoplight"-style joke about unhealthy interpersonal behavior. Like it's calling out a real pattern you may not have noticed and then, as a subversion, providing the most insecure, manchildish response to it.
Edit: To be more concrete, my interpretation of the takeaway is that if your partner is doing this shapes thing, they might have something on their mind, and maybe you should ask them if they do. (And the joke to make you realize that is to juxtapose you getting up and leaving like Patrick Bateman.)
Too much nuance we have to be outraged about everything around here
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No one I've ever been with has drawn shapes on my chest, so I can't speak as to that ... But my chest hair grows in a triangle and several of my partners have suggested that I shave an "S" or a bat shape into it. Does that count?
No, they were right
I do find it uncanny how consistently this happens. I won't speculate as to why or if it's good or bad - but I do find it really off-putting when I'm trying to relax and recuperate after sex, and suddenly I'm getting slapped with some existential question or interrogation about the nature of our relationship (even after getting married).
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Sure. I'd love to take you fishing!
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Be happy she gives a shit, if you're not careful one day the questions will stop coming.
Men tend to get sleepy after sex, whereas women are more likely to become more alert and/or mentally stimulated. I think it's prolactin release that makes men sleepy, though I'm unsure of the potential mechanism behind women becoming more awake.
If you haven't shared with your partner/wife that this is off-putting for you, you should tell her. I think it would be reasonable to say that whilst you understand that questions like this are likely how your partner/wife decompresses after sex, that you would appreciate 5-10 minutes of quiet so that you're able to recuperate also
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I think the image implies that the questions are something big and heavy, likely pertaining to the relationship itself, but when I do this, it's usually something a bit random and abstract.
For instance, earlier today, I asked my partner "if you were a God in a pantheon of many different Gods, what would your domain be? I reckon we wouldn't be especially powerful Gods, so it'd have to be something fairly specific — sort of like how [in Dungeons and Dragons], Azuth is the God of magic as a craft, existing as a lesser God within Mystra's domain of magic in general"
Why can't I find partners who ask questions like that? We'd never run out of things to talk about.
It took me a long while to find someone who actually appreciated weird stuff like this. There are plenty of folk like us out in the world, it just takes some time to find them sometimes.
this type of question is how i interpreted this meme. like the question was gonna be some "who would win, superman or goku" type shit LOL
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"Would you love me if I was a worm?"
Do all y'all really not know how to respond to that? It's like being asked if worm batman could beat up worm superman of your heart. Now that's a question.
My boyfriend said "no". When I asked him why, he said "Because you are a worm." I acted very offended (which I really wasn't) and I told him that I would love him if he was a worm. He said I was lying, which was true.
We just thought it was very funny and both knew it was a joke. If this is a serious question from someone, then you have a problem I think. That would be ridiculous and immature. It is probably best not to answer then but to ask the question back. Then the person that asked the question has the problem, not you.
"I would if I was a bird."
If you were a worm, I'd be a bird so I could eat you all over again
"Hun, would you rather get $1 million dollars in a year or get $1 in a million years?"
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When she's about to ask geometry questions and you just want to enjoy the moment.
I always wanted to bang Pythagoras
You're gonna need scuba gear and a necromancer.
Fill me with the volume of your cylinder!!! Tell me the volume!!!
Ok boomer
This is when you ask them if they have any friends they would like to invite into your sexcapades.
I don’t mind a pillow talk, but some people are just bad at it
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