In Portugal, it's very common to find bananas from the Madeira islands being sold in stores, even in like our equivalent of Walmart or Carrefour.
They're like half the length of a Cavendish, a bit more tasty, but still very similar. I very much prefer them.
I know it's not as exotic as your selection but it was something I was able to eat regularly and pretty accessibly there
Your comment made me realize that used to be the same for me, but it's been years since the last time I remember being given a straw. I guess they're phasing them out