Anyolduser

"Approved name list"? What the actual fuck?

My favorite turkey recipe is really easy:

A gallon of menstrual blood;

10 long fingernails and a handful of human hair;

Super spicy soba noodles;

A little bottle of gasoline;

A trader's pack of heroin.

First, you eat all soba because you'd need energy to run fast. Then you enter your neighbors house where you put fingernails and hair on fire using gasoline and watch it slowly burn making the place smell like a crematory. I don't know where to put menstrual blood here so just make sure to spray it onto everything white like bed linen, curtains, ceiling. And don't forget to put heroin somewhere stupid cops gonna find it. After everything is ready and consumed, run for your life, kid.

Pardon me, I was told that it was only a kiss - it was only a kiss.

"Rage bait with an anti-US agenda" describes a lot of shit on Lemmy.

Because Californians love writing laws as a knee jerk reaction to the crime de jour.

Some pearl-clutching local will go to their state legislature and demand that WiFi jamming be banned despite the fact that the FCC is all over that shit. They keep passing redundant gun control laws in the same way for the same reasons.

The bar is pretty low these days.

What's all the fuss about? Who hasn't butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

Just because a lot of people use a phrase incorrectly doesn't mean that it should be the accepted meaning.

A good example is "have your cake and eat it, too". As the Unabomber famously fixated on, the phrase was originally "you can't eat your cake and have it, too". That saying actually makes sense and has meaning.

After a while people began to jokingly say it backwards, as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too". That was dandy, until people forgot that it was a joke. Now, years later, we're all left with a saying that is fucking ridiculous sounding and but we keep saying it because we need the original phrase in our language.

Sure, language evolves and changes. Sometimes though, it's a good idea to be sticklers about the rules.

Uh, negative. I am a meat popsicle.

I'm guessing it's the department of redundancy department, is my guess.

HELL YEAH, BROTHER! AROOOOOO!!

DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY THEY WERE CRANKING THEIR HOG?