Isn't this just that "boofing" that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What's the problem?
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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I'm pretty sure this was consensual.
My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.
Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?
Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.
I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol
Dinner with a show, what's not to love!?
Can't even keister a margarita in public anymore, what's the world come to?
because of WOKE
Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.
Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate
Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?
What's all the fuss about? Who hasn't butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?
Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?
Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!
I put the one in my town out of business with that deal.
The episode writes itself
Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!
Sometimes those Margarita taste like shit.
I guess it's a good thing she didn't have to taste it, then.
Butt chugging doesn't require taste buds. Chugging of the butt does require them.
The funnel gets 86'd
What does this mean?
86 is shorthand for "removed from the menu" or similar.
I've always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.
I.e. kicking someone out of a bar
I've also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of "getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is", most commonly "86 that thought/idea" in place of "forget that" or similar
I always heard it as "8 miles out, 6 feet under" I.e murdered and body dumped ages away.
Im actually really surprised no one else mentioned that one
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Reminds me of that flash game where you put a gerbil up JLO's butt
I want to know more about this, but at the same time I really don't.
I braved the google search, found what looks like a flash game thats broken/unsupported on my phone.
I was never able to find it myself. While writing I just guessed it was a gerbil or something. Glad to know you kinda found it and that this game was not just some fever dream.
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By the way, Internet Archive adds some sort of translation layer for flash animations so it can be opened in modern browsers including on your phone:
https://web.archive.org/web/20050127013251/http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php
Keep it in the bedroom kids!
Do... Do you think she got a brain freeze?
Of course it's in fucking waycross
Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.
Shouldn’t it be “up her butt” now down? 🍋🟩
Gotta gravity feed with liquids in an open system like a funnel. An enema bag is a system you can apply pressure to regardless of gravity, so up or down with it. And then there's solid things, which get taken in also regardless of gravity and are why you need a flared base; anything without one is just a suppository.
Wow, tysm! TIL! 🍑
Frozen or on-the-rocks?
Obviously it has to be frozen.
Frozen, or in-the-rumps?
how would she boof rocks
That's one way to paint an Atlas
I really don't see an issue here tbh in the grand scheme of things.
At least they ate living their best lives it seems... I can't hate it.
Word. Everyone here is jelly that they don't have an SO that can plug a margarita into their butt.
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It should be up, yeah?
Perhaps one of them was doing a handstand at the time?
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