ArmchairAce1944

Fuck me! Ben Shapiro is guilty!

Which tells me that they have no evidence whatsoever and he is innocent.

All of them are fucking awesome! Sign me up!

Rot in hell, asshole.

That's what made Kissinger so disgusting and dangerous. He was not stupid and was legit cunning.

I was gonna get The Adventures of Kincaid,a furry porn game where you can screw several characters and enemies when you defeat them. The player character is female, and the sex is framed as the character patching up defeated enemies.

There is a similar free game called Naughty Rabbit by a Japanese developer called Be Kon Box... but it is kinda rapey until you realize the females can refuse sex if you don't do it right, which makes me wonder if the sexual dynamics of the world involve kicking ass as courtship before screwing. Also he added some dynamics where the female enemies sexually assault the male player character. Its kinda fascinating.

Accidentally falls out a window that was made of reinforced glass and he crashed through it in ways that even a large man charging at it at full force would still have a hard time shattering.

Give it to an asshole. Say it is a portrait of them

Hitler was so fucking inept that many military projects had to be kept hidden from him in order to stop his meddling. Even some weapon systems such as the StG. 44 (world's first operational assault rifle) was once called the MP-44 in order to sell it to Hitler as a submachine gun since his parkinson's riddled mind would not comprehend how revolutionary the new rifle was.

Fired at earth because his planet was literally going to be destroyed. His parents sent him there because it was his best chance at surviving.

Nope, only went berzerk when the other cat was there and after the cat fled. I had to fend off my cat for hours and it took her quite a while to calm down. She was a bit passive-aggressive with me, walking by and hissing softly as he walked, almost like she was my wife who thought she caught me having an affair with another girl...

Believe me, it was scary. Have you ever had a cat attack you? I mean REALLY attack you, like being entirely unafraid of you. I never kicked a cat before in my life, but in this case I had to, both in self-defense and defending the other cat who she absolutely was trying to kill.

DUDE! In the 1940s they called Superman an immigrant... HE IS A FUCKING ALIEN!

Also he was an ILLEGAL alien! His escape pod landed outside some childless couple's farm house in the mid-west, and bless their hearts the first thing they did was adopt him.