AssPennies

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[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Preacher: Can you read, my son?

Bubbles: Well that depends; can you go fuck yourself?

source

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OSS's Simple Sabotage Field Manual, 1944

There's a link at the top for the full pdf. And do note, OSS is Office of Special Services, the WWII precursor to the CIA - not Open Source Software lol.

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Subterfuge at work, a fun subject to study.

Some of my favorites from a declassified WWII "simple productivity sabotage" manual:

  • Insist on doing everything through "channels." Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.

  • Make "speeches." Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your "points" by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences.

  • When possible, refer all matters to committees, for "further study and consideration." Attempt to make the committee as large as possible — never less than five.

  • Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.

  • Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.

  • Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision.

  • Advocate "caution." Be "reasonable" and urge your fellow-conferees to be "reasonable"and avoid haste which might result in embarrassments or difficulties later on.

When I first saw these I was like goddamn, psyops got to my executive director!

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I read about some smart tvs computing a hash of what's on screen to phone home about, in attempt with figuring out what content a user is watching when that content is 3rd party controlled.

We need some privacy laws up in this mother fucker.

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No I hate MS. I won't ever forget the pain that was developing edge cases around Internet Explorer (fuck IE 6, that shit was the worst).

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

stupid clear background thing

In web design that's called a modal.

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They're things on the road that take you to your abode.

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"And there's really cool people here!"

Get me a bucket, I'm gonna fucking puke.

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It must smell so horrible in there, with all those brands (farts) mixing together.

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

And living this way isn't new there, either, it's an "evolution".

I can recall a story over a decade ago about google employees renting uhaul trucks to live in, parked on the google campus parking lots. The same article also followed some engineers who were illegally living in rent-a-storage spaces.

So compared to that, it makes these pods look like luxury living, even though they're all pretty depraved.

Being a software dev myself, I'll gladly take a lower salary in a low cost-of-living city if it means I can own a house (and not be mortgage poor, either).

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you buy OEM laptop, how would you sell subscription windows with it?

"SomeShittyAntivirus free for 12 months with purchase of this laptop!"

s/SomeShittyAntivirus/Windows/g
[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The first two and the last three are the same

I read that as "all five are the same". And I'm like damn, don't want to work in a slaughterhouse if that's true for you!

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