BeardedSingleMalt

I'm definitely curious to see how it ties into the ST:Resurgence comic from last year! Plus the cameos!

Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

What. No. You don't say. Get right out of town!

#/S

There has been a remake stewing for years, starring Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman

This reminds me of that personal trainer fitbro a few years back who thought fat people were just lazy...so he stopped being a fitbro for 30 days to put on weight and spent the next several weeks going back to being a fitbro to show fat people that it's not that hard to lose weight and get into shape.

Why can't the millions of homeless people just take a break from being homeless and pop in and out of the doctor's office anytime they start feeling fatigued.

That's require those stay-at-home-moms to get up before 8am and refrain from day-drinking white wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrfatB9IE8

My ex is a school teacher. She would be in tears at times because of all the "active shooter" drills they would have to go through. Where if there is an incident they have already planned the furniture that would be moved to block the door, and where to take shelter in the rooms to avoid gun fire from the hallways. But more importantly, the absolute shit-tier kids who are a huuuge pain in the ass, who find ways to get under their skins and always have an excuse why the rules don't apply to them trying to get away with anything. But even worse...their small-town wealthy over-entitled insufferable moms who think their precious little child is only getting bad grades because the teacher isn't good enough, and even though the kid dicks around in class on their phones all day never turns in homework and fails tests...the administration makes them adjust grades so the parents will stfu.

Yeah, let's add a gun to that scenario

The Star Trek version of throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Much like "Has a lot of DUIs" and "Never drinks and drives"

Our workforce failed to meet a quota set by management, so we're laying off some of those workers

Fuck off Chancellor Lahey!