Blackout

joined 9 months ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.run 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Reminds me of a Toyota Previa

That is to say, that is one ugly vehicle. The vans the Royal Mail have are so much better looking I want one. Royal van

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Nope, out the airlock with ya. If you are a ranked officer then we will cram your body into a torpedo tube first.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Don't worry, according to the cruise line director the party did not stop for a second and the New Jersey Champagne kept flowing! Bwah-buh-buh-BWAAAAHHHH

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 8 points 6 months ago

Yeah Lockheed always gets the job done right. Usually a decade late and a trillion dollars over budget but the job gets done!

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Trump just announced the new chief counsel is Dewey, Cheetum & Howe. They previously represented the Car Talk guys and this year expect to finally pass the bar after their 40th attempt.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 6 points 6 months ago

If wearing diapers makes you a man then I'm William Leroy Taft, 23rd presadent of the United States

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 4 points 6 months ago

I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that. I will have to leave my snake at home next time, don't want to be setting any alarms off

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 82 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All they had to do was swap NFT with AI and their deck was ready to go

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 7 points 6 months ago

Tag Team, back again Check it to wreck it, let's begin Party on, party people, let me hear some noise Doc Bev's in the house, jump, jump, rejoice Says there's a party over here, a party over there Wave your hands in the air, shake the derriere These three words mean you're gettin' busy Whoomp, there it is! Hit me!

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

And when the flying spaghetti monster flew out of his butthole and pasta for our sins we were saved a second time. Making humans the most saved beings in this universe at least.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 3 points 6 months ago

We just need a giant box of baking soda. It will absorb anything.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 6 points 6 months ago

Nothing says authentic New York pizza like a luke warm slice of Sbarro's™

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