Chekhovs_Gun

I'm not ashamed to admit I want to play it

Poop

I'm genuinely confused by your comment. Would you be able to explain or clarify?

He's not suggesting to put that $554 under your mattress. He means to put it in some sort of retirement account, where that sweet sweet compounding interest goes to work.

Me not knowing much about you often lends itself to me liking you more.

Stop already, I'm married.

Funny thing is I said spawn in my head but my fingers didn't get the memo

Build more overlords

No no no no noooo noooo no oh ohh ohh ohhhh YES!

C.R.E.A.M.

Did you omit the leap years when a year is divisible by 100 (but not 400)?

Hanlon's Razor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor?wprov=sfla1

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