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[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 120 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Thank god my nightmares are not viewed in vim. I can't Google how to quit it while I'm sleeping!

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 48 points 1 month ago

Vim, I wish I knew how to quit you! (/s obviously bc Vim is life)

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] NateSwift@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Might have to hit escape first if you’re not in ~~visual~~ normal mode

edit: I’m bad at remembering words

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Would that mean your nightmare is all in ASCII?

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Might be. Some unrecognizable, nightmarish UTF8 mixed in with the wrong encoding maybe?

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[–] li10@feddit.uk 85 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

The second I realise I’m dreaming I wake up.

I think it’s because the second I am some level of conscious the deep rooted anxiety starts again and jolts me up 🙂

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Nothing scary than real life.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You should try flying instead.

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[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 78 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

One day, he's going to try to log out, and the logout button will be missing.

Then the only way he'll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream. But if he dies in the dream, he dies in real life.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would subscribe to your newsletter

[–] Spider2013@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can also look for sword art online

[–] tmyakal@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

You can look for sword art anywhere. I guarantee the library has some books.

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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (11 children)
[–] JediTestPilot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

rustic yet spacey guitar twangs

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Somebody order an exterminator

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

We’re In the pipe, 5 by 5.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

Additional supply depots required

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[–] ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That kind of sounds like a strategy to trigger lucid dreaming. I've heard that if you envision a specific thing while falling asleep, like for example the StarCraft menu screen, then it will appear somewhere in your dream. When it does, it's supposed to sort of jostle you into consciousness but not wake you up.

It seems that what this person's friend did with his free will in dream land is nope right out of there. He could have turned that nightmare into something awesome though!

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I just kinda open my eyes and that's how I escape

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

for me that's when the nightmare begins

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[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (8 children)

That's hilarious because I've done the same exact thing before except it was the watch menu from the Goldeneye Nintendo64 James Bond game. It worked for several years as a young lad.

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[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Starcraft 2 is seriously the only game that's ever given me performance anxiety. There were days when I'd sit down to play and I'd already have nerves and just nope right out and watch GSL VODs of pro players instead. Seeing your rating and all that, Platinum to Diamond, then Diamond to Master, that game was rough and you were always at risk of cheese and basically getting harassed to death playing a traditional build order

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

On the other hand I enjoyed that game for years without ever touching multiplayer....

It's always weird because everyone talks about how stressful it was, but it never was to me because I could just pause/save and walk away.

[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Up towards Masters people would get really creative and it was a shitshow, like you'd scout and see 1 rax and think you're getting rushed but they actually went two rax expo and tucked the rax and base in some corner, so you lost the macro game anticipating an early attack (or you'd do that same thing to them). It was just weird mindfuck stuff like that left and right lol. Basically hyper aggressive deception every other game and you'd have to play like that in order to survive

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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Personally i didn't really have performance anxiety, but I would get really pumped every match with my pulse racing and sometimes even my hands shaking afterwards. I always had to take breaks in between ladder games, only after an hour or two it would normalize enough to queue repeatedly.

The cheese didnt bother me much, I always loved macro and did that every game behind good scouting, often leading to some timing attack I built up to like a stim bio timing or tank marine drop.

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Title made me lose the game.

[–] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let’s get you back to bed, gramps

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[–] theblueredditrefugee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My nightmares largely stopped after being awake tired af and terrified of sleeping, when I said "damn you nightmares, you can't scare me into sleep deprivation! I'm coming in there and I'm gonna fight back", and then went right back to sleep. I don't know what nightmare I had that drove me to get angry at my nightmares, I didn't even have a plan to fight back. But that's when it stopped, when I stopped being afraid of them.

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Shit! I hit Save by accident! shitshitshit

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (14 children)

I just don’t dream… anything. I remember having dreams as a kid, and I remember what it felt like waking up, knowing I’d had a dream, but forgetting it. But anymore, I just don’t have any dreams anymore.

[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

You probably have dreams but are not aware because you do not wake up during a dream anymore. Maybe your sleep habits changed. You can remember dreaming only if you wake up during REM sleep. I know it is not possible probably, but if you have someone watch you while you are sleeping and wake you up a few seconds after they see your eyes moving, you'd probably remember your dream.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago

Computer! Arch.

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Lost and ragequit so many times that he related anguish to quitting out through the menu xD

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Gotta type "gg" first or you're BMing the Sandman.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago

This is my new answer to the "what super power would you like" question.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

I mean i just have to kill myself and hope it's really just a dream. I would like a quit menu

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You'll know you're in trouble if you're arguing and he stares blankly and starts jabbing his finger at the air.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anyone else do an image search just to get a good look at that menu again?

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[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

Dream Life Rage Quit

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm old, so I always got up out of the dream and turned the knob to switch channels.

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[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

It's just you trying to break out of the Matrix, but you keep waking up back inside it.

I usually quit by dying.

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

I remember in middle school I'd always come home with the worst headaches but then I'd just imagine what I did today and select what's important and what's not as if they were files in file manager and drag what I didn't think was important to the recycling bin. It worked too

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'm trying this right now but it doesn't work. Am I not asleep? Is this shitty life real?

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