Deconceptualist

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[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I expected the punchline to be "for me to poop on".

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

In fairness, PL is a lot newer so it could still be a while before it gets major discounts.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

D'oh, that's just the same $30 the base game has hit plenty of times. I'm holding out for Ultimate Edition <$45, currently ~$50 which is a new low at least (because Phantom Liberty is finally 20% off).

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, in GTA IV, Niko doesn't have any character stats, and his appearance never changes except for whatever clothes you buy. I assume it's the same for the 3 protagonists in V.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

It's my favorite of the series, though I never played V.

San Andreas struck a great balance between serious and ridiculous. Some of the gang rivalry story hit pretty hard for its time, but also there was a mini Las Vegas and a goofy jetpack and tons of dumb Cluckin' Bell jokes. It even had RPG elements like CJ getting more fit if you work out or fat if you fed him tons of fast food. Not everybody loved this and not surprisingly it was cut from later entries but I thought it added to the world. And the map was great, lots of variation between city and countryside. Great soundtrack too, rivaled only by Vice City IMO.

IV just didn't do it for me. The phone (cousin Roman!) was obnoxious, the cars felt too heavy, the story just wasn't very funny, and the map was pretty much all city.

Maybe I'd enjoy V since it's huge and supposedly the vehicles are more fun, but I hear the story isn't great.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago

Why is it still not on F-Droid?

Also, for all the customization it can do, man those are some ugly and generic screenshots.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The review I linked was posted 3 days after that update. It's about the singleplayer career mode.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

An internet connection is very much necessary for the online rallies

What if I don't care about online rallies? I just enjoy a good singleplayer campaign. Rally 1.0 doesn't require a constant connection.

Also, these days I want games I can play on my Steam deck so I'm not tied to my desk. Reports say DR2 runs pretty well. But am I going to lose hours of progress because I had to temporarily put my battery-powered device into sleep mode? Reviews say it can happen pretty easily even on a normal PC.

Course language warning, but this review sums up the experience I don't want and why I'm avoiding the game. Commenters confirm it's remained accurate.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I loved the prior DiRT games but according to PCGW Rally 2.0 still requires a constant Internet connection. Fuck that, even for only a few bucks, it's not worth the frustration.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

An old shoe. Just one. You can even tie it on by the laces.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

They do make little 1-serving packets of PB, kind of like the ones for BBQ sauce or honey mustard. Sometimes you can find them at hotel continental breakfasts.

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