DeltaWingDragon

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Anon listens to a British favourite in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
4th dimensional jokes in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Do you want to hear a TCP joke?

2026-03-23 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works
Don't you understand? in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I don't think it can be constant time. Accessing a heap is O(log n), isn't it?

dennis in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

HTML = hit mill
It's like a machine (mill) that gets you hits (web traffic)

HTTP = hitch tip
It's the tip of the hitch that you attach to the hit mill

great grandaddy bur oak in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
Assult Penguin in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I cannot avoid reading that as "Je-sucks"

Two brains converse (5495 AD, transmuted from 5D media) in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I didn't actually try it, that's just the joke that's floating around. "GNU HURD, like GTA6, will never be finished."

For all I know, it's still in beta stage, even if it is usable.

2026-03-13 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Then he brings a wrench

I'll try something different next install, I swear. in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I'm interested in other DEs, i swear! I just don't use them, or like them!

Prove you're a real penguin in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Replace Linux with NetBSD, and then I'll just put my entire hand on the touchscreen

Probably would also work with Linux

Two brains converse (5495 AD, transmuted from 5D media) in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The year is 5495. HURD will probably be complete by then.

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Yo dawg, we heard you like missiles, so we put some missiles in your missile so you can boom while you zoom (www.theregister.com)
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Victor Borge | Phonetic Punctuation (inv.nadeko.net)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
1 comments fedilink
 

Alternate link: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=TIf3IfHCoiE

If you need it on Youtube for some reason: https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=TIf3IfHCoiE

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Capital i and lowercase L look the same in pretty much any sans-serif computer font (sh.itjust.works)
 

I l

l I

Guess which one is which?

I don't really care about 1, because it's usually different, and I can't be arsed to change the font.

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Threose or fourose? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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If you live in a city, you'll probably end up memorizing the meanings of arbitrary numbers. (sh.itjust.works)
 

I'm talking, of course, about transit routes and radio stations.

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Quotation marks and other symbols are incorrectly rendered (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works to c/main@sh.itjust.works
0 comments fedilink
 

Quotation marks and other symbols, when typed in the title of a spoiler tag, show up as broken HTML entities.
This only happens on the normal website. Other Lemmy UIs (Tesseract, old-reddit style, Photon, Alexandrite) are not affected.

Examples of characters:
" becomes "
& becomes &
< becomes &lt;
> becomes &gt;

Example occurrence:

quote, ampersand, less than, greater than " & < >Expected correct result: " & < >
Expected erroneous result: &quot; &amp; &lt; &gt;

Warning: The following spoilers contain full-page screenshots of the phenomenon in question. Do not open on a slow or metered connection.

Normal website section.On sh.itjust.works:

On lemmy.world:

On lemmy.blahaj.zone:

On lemmy.dbzer0.com:

Alternative UI section.On sh.itjust.works, Tesseract version:

On lemmy.world, old-reddit style version:

On lemmy.world, Photon version:

On lemmy.world, Alexandrite version:

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TIL about this device for resuscitating canaries in coal mines (museumcrush.org)
56
Chrome using Gemini Nano for ‘Enhanced Protection’ against scams (9to5google.com)
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Keep calm and rule (sh.itjust.works)
 
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US judge gives fiery response to e-filing "dominated by large cartoon dragon dressed in a suit" - Legal IT Insider (legaltechnology.com)
 

The dragon in question:

Here it is on a page:

Other links:
New York Times
Ars Technica

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Can my legs become asymmetrical just from walking? (sh.itjust.works)
 

For example, if whenever I step from a standstill, I always use my right leg. Will my legs become asymmetrical?

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Freud rule (sh.itjust.works)
 
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