Diddlydee

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago

That's a wild rollercoaster of a question. It's like a robot who learned English in a rush.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 56 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

We are all above him.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 38 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's simply not true. If it was, the whole of Northern Ireland would be struck down with kidney stones. Tea is not great for you if you have them, but it doesn't cause them in everyone.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I have about 4 pints / 2ish litres each day, so I reckon I'm placed high on that list.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 38 points 2 weeks ago

Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. the balls are attached to the people, so you can't really miss them if they're naked whilst changing or in a shower. 2) I don't have my own personal changing room, so other men will be there. 3) what?
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

No. I use changing rooms regularly and see the balls of various men. Some younger than me have saggy balls and some older have tight balls. I don't think ball sagging can be linked to age so rigidly sufficient that you could guess the age with any accuracy.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When people say 'like' constantly between sentences or sentence fragments or before every adjective.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I rescued an injured bird (a collared dove) with a broken wing and took him to a bird sanctuary about 40 miles away. So 10, clearly.

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