Diddlydee
Lion: I wouldn't be where I am without my ladies.
Each day I think he can't get more stupid, and each day I'm wrong.
Nowhere near enough people in reception.
Bugsy Malone was written in 1973.
It is a phone. They're just getting shitty phones and golding them up, but they do exist. I'm sure some guy bought one of the early incarnations and took it apart to show how shit it was. Now they use a different cheap phone.
Still a scam, of course.
No shit. It's solely about the money.
Cool and all, but you were not natives of Scotland.
They look cheap and nasty based on the packaging alone. Looks like my kid made it in school.
says a load of obvious nonsense
Is this true?
No, you gibbering buffoon.
It entirely depends. Old is good when it comes to some things, and new is good for others.
You probably shouldn't use your 20 year old hot water bottle, for example, even if it's worked for 20 years. Your old boiler might be working, but it's on borrowed time with each passing year. You don't need a new phone, but it might do things better than your old one that you specifically like or need. That old chainsaw you've been holding onto might well just give up the ghost dramatically some time.
Something working doesn't mean it's working optimally. It's ok to want a better thing, or a safer thing, or a thing more suited to you, or even a new thing for the sake of it.
We did not.