FingerTampon

joined 2 years ago
[–] FingerTampon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Why didn't they play the 2nd half?

[–] FingerTampon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Loved all his nicknames

Hefty Lefty, He Ate Me, Pillsbury Throwboy, The Abominable Throwman, The Round Mound of Touchdown, BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)

[–] FingerTampon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I keep hearing that, but my virginity just keeps growing

[–] FingerTampon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

So you're just a little stitious?

[–] FingerTampon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Minor league hockey games are great though

[–] FingerTampon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Mahomes shouldn't be in the MVP race.

[–] FingerTampon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Well done steak with ketchup, how champions eat meat.

[–] FingerTampon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Was he dying of something and got miraculously cured? Sorry don't have audio