FoolishObserver

joined 1 year ago

If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is it incest? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kinda takes "Go fuck yourself!" out of the insult cannon.

Texas asks people to avoid using their cars in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Trucks? I think the answer is more trucks on the road. Fewer cars so theres more gas for trucks, right?

It could soon be illegal to publicly wear a mask for health reasons in North Carolina in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (5 children)

What about for purely fashion reasons?

7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I was just thinking "I'd like a pack of chocolate starfish to pair with my hot dog sparkling water"

Chick-fil-A changing its chicken sparks backlash in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

"citing suppy issues"

Hmm... our supply of cash would be bigger if we cut corners over here. The thought of the potentially bigger cash pile is now bothersome to me.

CEOs Are Using Return To Office Mandates To Mask Poor Management in c/antiwork@lemmy.world

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Keep in mind: "management" will bring the cheapest workers back first.

NHL bans players from using rainbow-colored tape on hockey sticks in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

So, could a specific line each pick 2-3 colors- individually, not a rainbow- to create a rainbow? Or a goalie with different colors on indiviual pads?