GeeDubHayduke

joined 2 weeks ago

You don't get out very often.

For the first time in my life, i agree with Trump; Musk isn't "going to be the president." Musk IS the president.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago

See ya in a couple millennia, Señor Van Winkle.

Does heat death of the universe count as punishment?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I'm liking the change I'm seeing: fewer CEOs.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Can't murder a cockroach. Or a mosquito. Or a leach, or a bedbug, or a flea. You exterminate those.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Look around. Read the room. You don't speak for "everyone," kiddo.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

It's anecdotal, but i remember those stories floating around the first couple days after, as well.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

The same day Thompson was killed Blue Shield backed off their announcement to stop paying for anesthesia during surgery. A healthcare improvement directly tied to that killing.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

This made me far more angry than your frying pan, just gotta say.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Had someone pull a shotgun at a house party once. I called 911. They wanted to know which manufacturer of shotgun before they'd dispatch a car, and finally showed up 13 hours later.

Such an expansive feeling of freedom and protection! They truly are heros! Like a meatball sub.

ETA: if only they'd thought to call the cops at Uvalde.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"What's five hundred million times zero? AND DON'T SAY IT'S ZERO!"

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

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