GeeDubHayduke

joined 1 year ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

PING!

Oh, shit. Sorry. That's my bullshit detector...

Have you, 22 day old account with this one post and only 5 comments? Have you?

Spaceballs 2; super original guys.

Another Naked Gun; ooh! original!

The Matrix 5; we're original, i swear!

"New" Malcolm in the Middle; originality overload!

"New" King of the Hill; such original.

48th Aliens reboot; I'm dying from all this originality!

94th Predator movie; buy one original, get one free!

That's just what i can think of off the top of my head right now. I think he might have noticed a trend, or something...

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just line the Russian border with these billboards:

Come get it, Daddy Pooty.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But I’d just be someone who’d be forced to fight in that war.

Also: Europe’s defense is not my concern. Europe’s interests are different from mine.

Pick a fucking lane, you nonce.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

C'mon..! You're trying to tell me the whole reason that Tolkien wrote The Hobbit wasn't to jumpstart the Middle Earth Extended Universe?!?1?

P'shaw! I say!

It's pretty simple really; we're all people. We're all equal. Nobody is greater or lesser than anyone else. And we've created a "society" that runs completely antithetical to that idea.

Reading Edward Abbey at a young age didn't hurt, either.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oof. You aren't the brightest, are you?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

then the whole state bends over backwards to coddle them and make them feel good.

You should do stand-up. That's pretty funny.

"This is all Joker's fault! What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Wewease Bwian!"

My reaction exactly. Another name for this picture could be "Three Dudes That Need To Go Away For A Rest, and Karen Gillan"

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