Well I'll be hornswoggled in duck sauce! Asked and delivered!
GeeDubHayduke
joined 2 weeks ago
Which fictional billionaire has more money, Forest Gump, or Bruce Wayne? This is the head to head i want to see.
"Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD..!"
Blue Cross backpedaled real fuckin' hard on the whole "we won't pay for your surgeries anesthesia" things right after.
What? I haven't fallen into a toilet once since they created the TSA. Those seatbelts are a life saver.
Terroristic threats! Bake him away, toys!
I ask "why" every time I'm reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.
Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She's YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!
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No? Still in this timeline? ...fuck.
Such a loving family photo! You can see how much Dad loves his lil tyke! Just look at how he's dragging him along by the forearm like luggage. Truly, father of the year material, here before our very eyes.
Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.
"Hey Ross, when you were yelling 'piv-AT piv-AT,' what did you mean?"