GoatmontWaters

joined 11 months ago
 

Did you notice an uptick in Larry Bird content this offseason?

Lebron and Jordan have multi-billion dollar media and apparel companies influencing and infecting the minds of older and younger fans alike. The further we get from the Bird era the further he seems to fade in the conversation. Bird has no voice, he is completely out of the spotlight. He has no sponsorship deals. He has no media conglomerates working tirelessly for him.... so I took a stand and decided to rebel against the Nike Imperialism.

I spent a month this summer meticulously crafting and submitting the perfect Larry Bird propaganda post to r/nba and the results were way beyond what I could have expected.

I submitted 6 Bird related posts and all of them made it to the top link on the site. Combined, the posts received over 14,000 upvotes and 2 million views.

It seems, in the end, Bird is more popular than I thought, and, perhaps my entire operation was fruitless. But no, these are thoughts that Nike wants me to think. Next summer I will come back even stronger.

So with the season starting tonight my propaganda operation is officially over, but if you missed it or are curious you can check it out here:

https://www.reddit.com/user/GoatmontWaters/submitted/?sort=top

[–] GoatmontWaters@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

As they should be!! Their bodies are probably sore AF

[–] GoatmontWaters@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Agree. NBA probably did do all this and Ice Cube is a POS. Both can be true.

[–] GoatmontWaters@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The NBA will have to settle this. There is no shot they risk a trial jury to their fate vs a Celebrity.

 

Teams in preseason are averaging 7 steals and 4.5 blocks per game right now. The Celtics starters got 10 steals and 5 blocks by themselves last night. Adding Porzingis is a big help offensively, but moving White to the starting lineup and adding Jrue Holiday might have even more impact when you consider all the points they are generating off turnovers.

 

This man has never been this wide open, and he was an elite shooter last year in Washington.

He's taken 38 shots and is 60% from 2 and 62% from 3.

Everyone is talking about the Giannis/Dame PnR, but I believe the Tatum/Porzingis PnR is going to be as deadly because of their size and shooting combination.