HowAbt2day

joined 8 months ago
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 points 6 days ago

I named a stray puppy I got off the street one very cold night, Yemaya, before I realized it was a little dude. I got thrown off by the luxurious hair. He was a little gay guy for the rest of his days.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ll need to calibrate with some additional samples of titties before I can respond.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 1 week ago

That’s prejizz is effectively dick tears.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 1 week ago

Two corn dogs in shower.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 8 points 1 week ago

I pity a fool that don’t act right.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 1 week ago

Being in the moment is wonderful. Especially when it comes with a succulent, warm, moist, long and salty corn.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 1 week ago

The who-knows-what-sexual that took the pic of homo-umus didn’t show them/them painted fingernails for some reason 👉🏻✊🏻 /s

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The USB port should’ve given away that it wasn’t an ice cream sandwich.

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