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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'd love it if that was a menu item in a restaurant. "Lefty nonsense". No explanation. If you ask about it, they'd just say "you'll just have to find out". You see, cooking is an art, it tells a lot about the artist. Will you get served social commentary thick with sarcasm or do they just reveal troubling things about themselves? It's a gamble.

Sorry haven't had coffee yet

[–] Hagdos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No, by all means, keep going

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I don’t not eat hummus cause it’s LEFTY I don’t not eat it cause I’m ISLAMAPHOBIC

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I just had hummus for breakfast

Did not seem to influence my politics

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Really ? count your blessings... I had my first political awakening at 12 after a nice plate of hummus with lebanese bread. It was a new, tingling sensation that left me wanting more... and sure enough it didn't stop there. At just 15, I got radicalized by a delicious falafel with red cabbage. It could have been a one-off, but noooooo, I had set foot on the slippery slope : dolmas, tapenade, merenjainade... the ancient power of mediterranean gastronomy had gotten a hold of me. This is how I became a leftist

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The sensation LEFT you wanting for more?

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago

The sensation LEFT you wanting for more?

RIGHT

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can relate. Black licorice was my life altering moment that sent me spiraling

Just as we speak, I am writing this comment from the pouch of a kangaroo as I bound across the Australian outback with my new family

To each their own, but hummus had no effect on me

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[–] es_eskaliert@feddit.org 160 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Political discourse in 2025, accurately summarized

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 68 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I liked you better before you went woke.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ugh. Rage Against the Machine went woke?

I miss the days where they just shouted "fuck you" and didn't insist on any sort of social or political justice.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And Star Trek! Don't even get me started! So woke now!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And don't even mention sesame Street. It's all just "be nice to each other" hippie propaganda

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Preposterous! Won't anybody think of the economy!

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Because it's a bot.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I assumed the original poster is left handed and making nonsensical left handed hummus swirls.

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[–] WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone 98 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Left is when not burger but else food 😔

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone 53 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

hungary ... well, implied!

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I really like hummus. Actually, I love hummus.

I guess you could even say that I'm a hummusexual

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I love that eating falafel with hummus is literally chickpea meatballs with chickpea sauce

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

i didnt fuck my hummus. i didnt cum on my hummus. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my hummus. Ive never done anything weird with my hummus. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible (1/?)

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

It's helpful to always have a sourdough starter on or about your person.

[–] malle_yeno@pawb.social 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

How do you make a quick hummus for lunch? I swear when I start cooking, I blink and it's an hour later.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probs buy the hummus ready made and then put the herbs/olive oil on yourself.

Maybe toast some flatbreads if you're feeling extra fancy

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[–] silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 21 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I feel like you can make hummus in a few minutes with an immersion blender and canned chickpeas.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How do you end up cooking hummus??

I literally just open a can of chickpeas, dump all but a bit of the liquid (aquafaba) out, and pot the chickpeas, aquafaba, tahini, oil, garlic and spices into my food processor and set it to kill and I have delicious hummus 😁

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[–] Zgierwoj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hummus is good, but making it "quick" is indeed nonsense

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (5 children)

? Blending chickpeas and a few other things doesn’t take long at all. Is there something I’m missing?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Unless you’re using canned or pre-prepared chickpeas, you’re spending between 1 and 5 hours waiting for them to cook through. Otherwise, like 20 minutes from start to finish.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Is there a benefit? That feels like complaining you need to butcher a chicken for the breasts, instead of just buying the breasts.

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 days ago

I stand with Hummus #freePalestine

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn, I wish I'd invested in hummus when I had the chance. I knew it was going places.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago

You will never financially recover from your decision.

[–] yessikg@fedia.io 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Right? Glad I don't have to avoid tasty foods because they're too woke.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But but you risk exposing yourself to spices! Possibly even flavor!

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is the future libtards want 😤 share this post to keep woke humus out of our schools 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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