Hyphlosion

I mean, I bet that person has fun testing the fences and finding out exactly where the line is.

But the miniature in the photo has a sign that says “Please do not touch.” So if all the miniatures had a sign like that, I don’t see what the problem would have been…

I found a pair of moon boots there once.

Oral surgeons already want you to fast for a time before going in. It’s only a matter of time before movie theaters make you do it too.

I’ve “snuck” quite a bit of snackage with me when I go to my local theater. (Especially because they rarely offer anything on my diet.) I put that in quote marks because I’m sure they can easily tell I’m smuggling my own stuff in.

I’ve always reckoned that they let me by because they’re not paid enough to really care. Thankfully I have yet to run into a theater worker on a power trip.

I guess it also helps that I do buy myself drinks while I’m there.

But man, I’d probably shit my pants if they called the cops on me just because I brought my own zero sugar smoked sausages and some pumpkin seeds…

“Excessive lens flare”

Star Wars: The Force Awakens:

Please tell that’s pronounced as X-Face.

@Duamerthrax I’d love to get me one of those raspberry pie mini consoles one of these times.

My PC specs are 0. You might’ve missed the part where I said “console peasant.”

Most. But there’s a small problem: Us console peasants can’t play it yet. So… Yeah.

I’ve only ever read the first couple chapters of The Book of Armaments.