Jank

joined 2 years ago
[–] Jank@literature.cafe 4 points 3 months ago

Dating sim? No way. This is a genital magnet simulator.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I thought the whole point was not to bang?

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

A good suplex may at least get readers' attention.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 5 points 8 months ago

If you ask people what they want they'll tell you ten things they've already seen.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'd do this to a conservative celebrity, but for $4000 I could buy Kevin Sorbo's whole sad fucking life.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 1 points 1 year ago

Much like Three Diary of Anne Frank or Maus- it must be removed because it's too sexy for young minds.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 10 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're all Tom on OurSpace.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 3 points 1 year ago

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You've moved from his sphere of influence.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 0 points 1 year ago

That's a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

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