JoMiran

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bureaucracy saves the day! /s

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Likely because it is illegal to keep wildlife as pets.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's some high risk wishful thinking. A destabilized US needs to be contained very quickly or it could take the entire planet with it.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

It wouldn't be a collapse. It would be a transformation into the most heavily armed fascist dictatorship in the history of the world. If we're lucky, it stays isolationist, but it likely won't.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Carlson trying to scapegoat Lucifer after his underaged boyfriend got a little carried away.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think it will happen but, imagine Tony Hinchcliffe if Trump loses Florida.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 73 points 2 weeks ago

Stop👏
Using👏
Xitter👏

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 weeks ago

"Christians": 'Think of the children!!! '

Also "Christians": 'I do...all the time. It's all I think about really.' ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago

I did say it was Texas.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

True, but life goes on...long after the fear of livin' is gone.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

You wanna hear about voter suppression? I ordered my mail in ballots ages ago, it is now Oct 31st and I have yet to receive them. They need to arrive by tomorrow if I want to have any chance of getting them returned before election day. I have zero doubts that Texas is going to fuck me...which is hilarious because technically I am still a registered Republican.

UPDATE: They just updated the status to say that they shipped the ballots yesterday. Fucking cutting it close. I'm going to have to "next day" air those suckers.

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