And.. it's banned. That was quick! ⏱️
The nonsense spouting bot has been reported. ✅
LUST, BETRAYAL AND DISMEMBERMENT
Vicki Kent returns home after a long stint in a mental facility. Unfortunately, she hasn't lost any of her murderous tendencies and soon she goes after some old enemies.
IT'S COMING FOR YOU FROM SPACE TO WIPE ALL LIVING THINGS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH! CAN IT BE STOPPED?
A misguided scientist enables an alien from Venus named Zontar to come to earth in order to "help solve man's problems". However, as soon as Zontar arrives on Earth, it quickly becomes obvious that the three-eyed, bat-winged, skeletal black creature has a hidden agenda.
Awesome! The weekly trips to the video store were always a special event. :D
A nerd is constantly harassed and ridiculed by a group of punks. He decides to buy a course in "being cool" on videotape. When he continues to be harassed after watching the tapes, something snaps in him and he becomes violent.
CONCEIVED BY A LUNATIC, HATCHED WITHIN A HUMAN WOMB...
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
The Pollard family is calmly discussing their impending death by atom bomb when Mrs. Pollard recounts a dream in which she sensually bathes herself in the "Tears of Neglected Children".
Terrible, bonkers and extremely entertaining..
Yeah it is! 😄
DRIVEN TO EXTINCTION. BACK FOR REVENGE.
After being driven to extinction, great bloodthirsty dinosaurs come back to life with the assistance of a demented genetic scientist. She plans to replace the human race with a super-race of dinosaurs who will not pollute the planet.
That other dinosaur movie that was released in 1993, starring Laura Dern's mom.
A MASTERPIECE OF EROTIC HORROR!
Bob and Shirley go in search of a cemetery in order to inspire Bob in writing his next horror story. After they crash the car, they wander into the graveyard and encounter the dancing dead, a full moon spectacle overseen by the Ruler of the Dark. Before long the couple is spotted and taken prisoner. Tied to stakes and forced to watch the dancing, they await their fate.
A terrible movie based on a novel by Ed Wood.
SOME GIRLS WOULD KILL TO BE CHEERLEADERS.
A cheerleader named Alison is plagued by nightmares about the upcoming all-state finals and attends a summer training camp with her teammates. When a number of deaths start occurring at the camp, Alison's nightmares turn twisted and brutal, and she begins to believe that she may be responsible for the mayhem.
I've heard it was difficult to take action against copyright infringements in Hong Kong in those days. That, and the movie was probably in and out of the theatre in two weeks. Afterwards, it would just sort of fade into obscurity, so why even bother?
PAST AND PRESENT MEETS IN THIS LAND OF TURMOIL!
Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment, agent Wilde is returned to life as an Android Robot. He is sent on a very dangerous mission into the depths of the golden Triangle to rescue Sophie, a beautiful undercover agent who has been captured by the evil drug warlord Mr. Young and his inhuman creation the Vampire Beast.
Directed* by infamous Hong Kong director Godfrey Ho. Honestly, most of Ho's movies deserve to be featured on this sub, but Robo Vampire is really a special kind of bad.
*He grabbed an existing Thai movie, re-edited it, added extra scenes that he directed himself, and gave it a particularly cheesy English dub.
Yeah, excruciatingly boring even! 🫠
Yeah, it's gibberish, but it sounds cool. ;)
According to justwatch it's on Tubi, TheRokuChannel and Amazon, yes.
In the future, two slaves in a distant galaxy escape prison and crash-land on a strange planet. They meet Zed, whose hospitality attempts to hide the fact they are to be hunted for sport.
A fun B-movie directed by Ken Dixon and produced by Charles Band.
That one was directed by Richard Donner, wasn't it? I have seen it, but hardly remember anything about it. Maybe I should give it a rewatch sometime..
After her fiancé is killed and she is almost sexually assaulted, a woman becomes an avenger of the night, seeking to kill all the dangerous men who would harm women. Meanwhile, her fiancé's cop brother also seeks to bring down the biker gang associated with the murder.
A baffling movie for which the production started in the late '70s/early '80s. The project was eventually completed in the mid-'90s, but the movie wasn't released until 2005.
I'm checking out the RLM video rn. Thanks for the tip! :)
BEHOLD, THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH
An anthology, based on the comics of the same name by Glenn Danzig, in which the erotic and horrific combine to create multiple ghoulish tales of bloodlust, murder, the occult and the forbidden.
Okay, this really makes me want to dust off my Pinephone and try it out.
My thanks goes out to all the developers who made this release possible.