Malfeasant

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[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd say the odds of kids doing that are pretty slim, they usually aren't that strategic when it comes to food.

Tell me you don't have kids without telling me you don't have kids...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

That works, just ask my two kids.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Lock picking takes skill. I've defeated a deadbolt and doorknob with a cordless drill in ~15 seconds. And it's not even all that loud.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

stills from an uncompressed video are that clear

All video is compressed, it's just a question of how much. That said, they released the video, someone linked it, it is remarkably clear, so I concede that he did have a knife. However, it doesn't look like he "charged at the cops" with it, rather he was running away, but didn't realize one of the cops had gotten on the other side of him. You can really see his oh shit moment when he realizes the person he's running toward is another cop, and he stops, but they're already shooting him (and each other, and several passengers) by then. What was the rush? The train wasn't going anywhere.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, fair enough, he had a knife. I'll still criticize the cops for fucking shooting each other and bystanders over it as motherfucker tries to run away.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't be silly, there are no women on the internet.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also "she gave me her number." And? Did you call her?

(I guess I'm dating myself here because texting is a thing, but...)

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

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[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

No, if you fall off the rollers, your wheels just stop. Bicycle wheels don't have anywhere near enough mass for their momentum alone to move your body.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, I am prejudiced when cops are involved. Where's my $1000?

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Fetus is life, but contained within another life. Therefore, container's life takes precedence.

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