Monkeyhog

Which one?

Speak for yourself, I've been waiting for the movie of this ever since he was elected.

Cigarettes are banned in the Federal prison system, and most other state prisons as far as I'm aware.

Where do you work that they don't give performance appraisals?

Ain't that pretty fucking obvious?

No, most people really don't care.

I'm not entirely sure that involving the public in anything is wise.

Boy bands throughout history have made careers based on the fact that 12 year olds care about their haircut.

I don't hate music, I also don't like music. I am indifferent to music. I don't seek it out at all, nor do I ever listen to it on my own.

Those doomsday instructions were in Georgia, and hillbillies blew them up a couple of years back.

I'm pretty sure it was Hindus, I kinda doubt babtists would build a Hindu temple.

Lots of people want lots of things, sometimes we just have to do what we have to do, even if it isn't what we want to do.