Me too! I’d get a new mechanical keyboard but they start asking if I want red, brown, blue or beige switches and I’m like “I dunno what that is!”. Also they cost a tonne and my Dell came free with a tower PC.
NigelFrobisher
L-shaped Enter key master race.
Mine picks at the side of the mattress until I give in and swing my legs out, then she runs off to the food bowl to eat the biscuits that are always there overnight. She doesn’t even need me to do that!
“Death tax” energy.
Women in tall hats used to brew beer - which makes your penis feel bigger - in a cauldron at markets, but then men wanted to brew beer so they drove the women out and the image became part of the iconography of witchcraft.
Curious to see how he works nearly drowning his actors into this one.
Yum, Creme Brulee.
American politicians form third right-wing party.
Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.
See, that’s the problem with people nowadays?They want to minimalise everything.
They should just slow down and breathe.
Your holiday is from the heatwave.