NigelFrobisher

joined 2 years ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Your holiday is from the heatwave.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Me too! I’d get a new mechanical keyboard but they start asking if I want red, brown, blue or beige switches and I’m like “I dunno what that is!”. Also they cost a tonne and my Dell came free with a tower PC.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 16 points 1 week ago (6 children)

L-shaped Enter key master race.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Mine picks at the side of the mattress until I give in and swing my legs out, then she runs off to the food bowl to eat the biscuits that are always there overnight. She doesn’t even need me to do that!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

“Death tax” energy.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Women in tall hats used to brew beer - which makes your penis feel bigger - in a cauldron at markets, but then men wanted to brew beer so they drove the women out and the image became part of the iconography of witchcraft.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Curious to see how he works nearly drowning his actors into this one.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Yum, Creme Brulee.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

American politicians form third right-wing party.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

See, that’s the problem with people nowadays?They want to minimalise everything.

They should just slow down and breathe.

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